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Vrydag Byskrifte

Dis salig stil hier op die landgoed want daar is nie ‘n enkele bouer in sig nie. Geen kruiwa, geen stootskraper, geen kragopwekker en elektriese saag.  Al wat nog kort is lekker reën!

Hoop jy het ‘n lekker naweek. Dankie vir die inloer/deelneem.

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Glimlag…

Vanoggend stuur ons blogvriend Henry vir my die volgende e-pos.  Ek al te lekker geglimlag terwyl my kop skud soos ek saamstem:

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don’t have a curfew.
I have a driver’s licence and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don’t have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this.
(I always thought of it as a filing cabinet!! B)

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not
decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts
because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe.

Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full, so too, do
humans take longer to access information when their brains are full.

Researchers say this slowing down process is not the same as cognitive
decline. The human brain works slower in old age, said Dr. Michael
Ramscar, but only because we have stored more information over time. The
brains of older people do not get weak. On the contrary, they simply know
more.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they
get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a
memory problem, it is nature’s way of making older people do more
exercise.

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Glimlag – Aphorism

Ek het die per epos gekry en deel dit graag vir ‘n glimlag.  Hoop jy het ‘n lekker naweek.  (eish … jammer vir die al ewige tikfoute)
Aphorism – a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don’t have a sense of humour you probably don’t have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. – for example, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

14. I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap

15. Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realise that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

18. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a RR than in a VW.

19. After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.

21. Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.

And REMEMBER….

“POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON”

140320tt

 

Vrydag Byskrifte (n18)

Eish … die water- kwessie is nou nie meer snaaks nie.  Mens besef eers as jy dit nie het nie hoeveel jy daarop staatmaak.

Hoop jy het ‘n heerlike naweek en reën indien jy dit nodig het en dink ook asb. aan die diere en boere.  Dankie vir die inloer/deelneem.

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