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Glimlag – Aphorism

Ek het die per epos gekry en deel dit graag vir ‘n glimlag.  Hoop jy het ‘n lekker naweek.  (eish … jammer vir die al ewige tikfoute)
Aphorism – a short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth.

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don’t have a sense of humour you probably don’t have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. – for example, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

14. I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap

15. Be careful about reading the fine print there’s no way you’re going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realise that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

18. Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a RR than in a VW.

19. After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.

21. Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.

And REMEMBER….

“POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON”

140320tt

 

24 responses

  1. Wat plezante dingen die een mens doen lachen zijn altijd welkom

  2. ik vond gisteravond laat nog haar achternaam🙂
    voornaam , ja zeg het maar🙂
    jaren ’70 , veel gebeurd sindsdien

  3. # 19 is net aanvaarbaar as ek die vorige nag omgedans het

  4. Uitstekend! Gelukkig sal ek hopelik nie die ou tannies met die tattoes beleef nie!

  5. Whahahahaha! Ja, party laat mens lekker dink né. Dankie vir die smiles.😀 ♥

  6. Hehe,oulik Tina!Ek hou veral van nommer 17.

  7. Ek wens ek kon met sulke raakvat segoed vorendag kom!

  8. Dit was nou ‘n lekker lees, veral die happy hour ene!

  9. #12 is baie waar.. Ek kry sommer so ‘n benoude gevoel as my foon laatnag of vroegoggend raas…

  10. So true, Tina. I love the one about the sense of humour. 😘

  11. 🙂
    to bad , they are all so true😉

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