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Glimlag

An engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says ‘Get treatment for $50, if not cured get back$100.”

A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100, so he visits the clinic.

Patient (doctor)I have lost my sense of taste.

Engineer:   Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drop sin the patient’s mouth.  Patient (doctor)spits out the medicine and says “This is not medicine, it’s gasoline”!

Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back..that will be $50 !

Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days determined to recover his money.

Doctor :  I have lost my memory and can’t remember a thing.

Engineer :  Nurse , bring the medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops In the patient’s mouth.

Doctor:”This medicine is for the sense of taste!”

Engineer : Congrats, your memory is back..that’ll be $50!

The Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try, and more determined to recover his money.

Doctor :  My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer :  Well I don’t have any medicine for that. Take this $100

Doctor :  But this is a $50 Note.

Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has got better.That will be $50!

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Vrydag Byskrifte

Die winter het uiteindelik ook by die bosveld uitgekom. Brrrrr… dis sommer lekker koud.

Hoop jy is knus en warm die naweek. Geniet dit. Dankie vir die inloer/deelneem.

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Beurtkrag… 1 – 4

Ja, ja ek weet ek het al baie oor beurtkrag gepraat, maar toe ek die nuwe skedule onder die oë kry, laat dit my dink ek moet nog ‘n paar foto’s deel. Die nuwe skedule is vir 24 uur en ek wonder waarom hulle dit nie lankal so gedoen het nie – waarom spaar hulle nie meer krag terwyl die meeste mense slaap nie? Vlak 4 is voorwaar ‘n riller met 2X per dag vir elke dag. Hoe lyk die nuwe skedule in jou omgewing?

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Sug… dalk moet ons net maar skouers optrek en glimlag.

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