An engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says ‘Get treatment for $50, if not cured get back$100.”
A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100, so he visits the clinic.
Patient (doctor)I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse, bring the medicine from box No 22 and place 3 drop sin the patient’s mouth. Patient (doctor)spits out the medicine and says “This is not medicine, it’s gasoline”!
Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back..that will be $50 !
Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days determined to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory and can’t remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse , bring the medicine from box No 22 and put 3 drops In the patient’s mouth.
Doctor:”This medicine is for the sense of taste!”
Engineer : Congrats, your memory is back..that’ll be $50!
The Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try, and more determined to recover his money.
Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.
Engineer : Well I don’t have any medicine for that. Take this $100
Doctor : But this is a $50 Note.
Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has got better.That will be $50!