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Vrydag Byskrifte … Oeps nee!

Ek dink my laptop het vir ewig die hede verlaat. Hierdie is ‘n posseël grootte noodlaptoppie. My kop is al seer soos ek my oê opskroef om gesien te kry. Al my foto’s is op die ander rekenaar.

Hoop jou naweek is heerlik en dat jy tenminste sal glimlag.

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Man Vs. Woman

Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

The Morning:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Money Management:
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t.

Happiness:
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.


Marriage Expectations:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

Marriage Decisions:
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.

Marriage and the Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Memories:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry
her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.


Understanding Women:
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before
marriage and after marriage.

What a Woman Wants:
Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.

Longevity:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

Mistakes:
Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use two people
remembering the same thing.


The Battle:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Junkyard Jokes


14 responses

  1. Thanks for the humor.🙂

  2. Lekker naweek Tina, ek sien uit na die volgende Vrydag Byskrifte.

  3. Jy’s taai. Al slaan die elektronika jou hoe hard, staan jy op en presteer

  4. Backup, backup, backup.
    Jy kan ‘n goedkoop (<R1000) external hard drive by Incredible Connection aanskaf – met 1 Terabyte (!!) kapasiteit. Dan stoor jy al jou fotos ook op die external.

    • Eish … ek voel wel deeglik aangespreek Dit was net onverwags want so jonge mannetjie het na die router kom kyk en dit vervang Die rekenaar op ‘n lankabel gesit en toe dog ek my probleme is oor. Die vrek die stomme ding oornag!

      Ek leer nog elke dag tot my skade

  5. Die prentjie sê alles.
    2 kollegas vertel een keer dat hulself nie in die spesifieke skool was nie, maar hul, as ouers was meer keer ingeroep kantoor toe as enige van ons wat self in daardie skool was…

  6. Jy het ook ‘n bietjie moeilikheid gevind met die elektroniese goeters? Onthou, Meneer Murphy is miskien van plan om die kleintjie ook te verwyder ,.,

    • Mmmm gooi hulle jou in die spam boks. Hulle het dit kort-kort met Powerchair ook gedoen. My Toring manne het my op ‘n ander kanaal gesit en ek het nou nie meer ‘n dag se probleem nie.

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